epypasta and el diccionario homeopático are he most visited last week. Therefore, I have translated the third most popular post :) (WFF??? tranlsate the fucking first place motherfuker!!!) NO, I promised that the satiric religions jus be in english and the opinion about extinctions in esglish, without translations (If you want, translate it with babylon.com or google or the babelfish...) Ok, the secon place (Boshock creepypast) is under an extreme translation, because I will shot it to Ken Levine (I wish) An it may be PERFECT (without ortographic errors, repeated letter, triple spaes, etcetera...) Ok, Without further ado, I share with you, my english speaker friend, the homeopthic dictionary.
- Vitis vinifera: Grape (Oh yes... Yo must pay a lot of money to buy a very cheap grape... )
- Capsicum: chilli (THe same as )
- Garcinia cambogia: Brindleberry (Is a vulnerable specie... Buy it and then cooperate with greenwar...(sorry, greenpace)
- Egyptian Henna: Jena
(In spanish is wrong to write henna),Is a produc from Lawsonia inermis native of INDIA, not Egypt
- Allium cepa: ¿Don't guess it? ONION
- Sepia: Bullshit invented to explain the already explained depressiion phenomenon
- Magnetotherapy: Frig magnets that costs $5000 and you put inyour feet
- Brazilian Keratin: Is produced by anything that is alive, wheter or not are living in Brazil
- Acupunture: Pretext to be as pinhead for a while
Mesoterapia corporal: Extreme acupuncture (to be as Michael Jackson)
- Holographic wristban:HAHAHAHAHAHHA! STUPID LOSER!!! estúpido (Taht says the motherfucker every time he receives a check from a poor fool that thinks it may cures cancer).
- Ginseng: Hey! why we don't use a plant whose name sounds as a bell, whith a lot of bullshits already denied to make an ginseng empire?
- Ionotehrapy: Iones are in everything, they are electrical-charged particles... What do you think that you absorb when you drink the fuckingmineral water? The Holy Sipirit?
- Water's memory: Since millions years ago, water have Alzheimer disease, because nobody can prove it...
- Varizapper: How to win a darwin price without sweat
- Neural therapy: Or how to inyect novocaine by yourself and to wait for the death...
- Laser homeopathc therapy: A freak that wish to be Buzz lightyear does the samethat him, but he´s not a living toy and just steals your bucks too...
- nfrared light therapy: Go Go Power Rangers!!!!
- Oxivenation (I dont' know if it is good written in english...):How to cause an embolism and pay for it.
- Homeopathic fogging: A giant smoking pipe wrong used to burn homeopathic crap... Ok, you still use it to smoke weed :D
- "let like be cured by like" : If you hace E. coli, you need to ead Taenia sollium larvae to heal you...or to let the larvae to desperse in your organs and brain to kill quickly...
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